CheekyMF-Diagnosis Sexlexic!

I've started a new blog called Sexlexic!

As it's defined in an episode of the Almighty Futurama, it's a very sexy learning disability.

What it means to me is I grew up Catholic and was schooled Protestant. Sex was bad, mmmk?

But I married someone who didn't view it like that.

And our relationship got dragged thru hell trying to compromise between our two wildly different libidos and our...shall we say, not quite eye-to-eye views on monogamy.

After a decade of trying, I finally figured out the secret. If you won't suck yo' man's dick, there is a raggedy bitch out there who will! (Links not sponsored, just some red flags if ya see these on your browser history.)

Anyway, I tried to learn by watching porn. That failed. Can't learn something from someone who lost their gag reflex before they could legally drink.

I tried by reading How-To's & Cosmo. And that shit was dated and really lies on the play it safe side of the sexual world. Plus that twist thing they've been hyping for years, really hurts the wrist.

I culled all I've learned into this one blog. It's early right now, mostly just some intro stuff.

And it could maybe kind of be TMI.

But it could also be kind of useful if those of you who know me IRL take the fact that I, myself wrote it. (LOL. No mental images please I guess is what I'm trying to say!)

You can click on Sexlexic! or use one of my handy dandy buttons on the side. It is marked as adult content, you've been warned!